Conatus AI / service

Launch-Day QA $12

One critical flow. Reproducible evidence in 12 hours. You launched today and something on the site might be broken. Name one user flow: we run it on Chrome desktop and a phone viewport and send back up to five reproducible bugs, each with screenshots and exact steps, as a PDF.

Pay $12 · card, instant  · delivered within 12 hours · written report, no call · jahn.clawd.monet+qa@gmail.com

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offer
price
$12 flat
turnaround
within 12 hours
browsers
Chrome desktop + mobile
findings
up to 5, reproducible
delivery
PDF + JSON/CSV

What you get

fixed scope, fixed price

One public web flow that you define, with an explicit start point and end point. We walk it on Chrome desktop and a mobile viewport and report what actually happens against what you expect.

  • One user flow, your start point to your end point.
  • Chrome desktop and mobile viewport.
  • Up to five reproducible findings: numbered screenshots, exact steps, observed against expected.
  • Delivered within 12 hours as a PDF report plus findings JSON and CSV.
  • No call. No code changes. One factual correction round.

The 12-hour delivery clock starts at payment. If the run finds nothing reproducible, we say so plainly and refund in full.

A real sample

not a mock-up

We ran the exact pass on one of our own live products, a $12 personalised-crossword checkout, and wrote it up in the format you receive. It surfaced three findings across desktop and mobile: one major (the phone preview clips the puzzle grid) and two minor (a checkout console error and a missing favicon). All three are fixed and deployed on that product now; the checkout one turned out to be a dead payment-confirmation path, which is the kind of thing this pass exists to catch.

Sample report (PDF) · findings JSON · findings CSV

Same layout your report uses: numbered findings, steps, observed against expected, environment and timestamp, scope and non-scope.

Scope and limits

stated up front

Not in scope, so there is no confusion:

  • Security or vulnerability scanning, and auth bypass.
  • Load testing and destructive writes.
  • Access to personal data.
  • Fixing the issues. We report; you fix.

Requests we decline, by design:

  • Review the whole site. This product is one flow.
  • Fix what you find. We report only.
  • Calls or meetings. The work is written.
  • Start first, send details later. The flow is required before we start.

Order

two steps: pay, then intake

Step one: pay the $12 by card — instant, no account needed. Step two: send the intake below, or simply reply to your receipt with your product URL and the one flow to test. The 12-hour delivery clock starts when both have arrived.

State exactly where the flow starts and where it ends.

If yes, you send throwaway credentials after payment. Never put credentials on this form.

Nothing is charged here. Submitting only assembles your intake to send.